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+# [GOLEM](https://golem.re)
+
+## Introduction
+
+Programming language.
+Designed for losers, by a loser.
+
+Here's GOLEM's grandiose resume, please be nice: GOLEM is quite shy.
+
+* no typing, everything is a shitty unsigned integer
+* no complexity, made to be super simple to parse
+* no ambiguity, there's only one shitty way to do each shitty thing
+* no safety, every unsigned integer is also a pointer
+* no abstraction, there ain't no stdlib
+
+Here's some cute GOLEM code.
+
+```golem
+fn alloc(size);
+fn atoi(str);
+
+fn main(argc, argv) {
+	var i;
+	var ret;
+	var ptr;
+	var arr;
+
+	i = 2;
+	powed = 1;
+	arr = alloc(argc);
+	while i < argc {
+		arr[i] = atoi(argv[i]);
+		powed *= arr[i];
+	}
+	// bad heap management
+	heap -= argc;
+
+	// GOLEM has no * deference
+	ptr = &i;
+	ret += ptr[0];
+
+	return ret;
+}
+
+fn alloc(size) {
+	var ptr;
+
+	ptr = heap;
+	heap += size;
+	return ptr;
+}
+
+fn atoi(str) {
+	// <--- good code here
+	return 2038;
+}
+```
+
+GOLEM is pretty much dumber 
+[C](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)),
+think [B](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)) 2.0.69.
+
+## Why?
+
+GOLEM's goal is to be used on custom made virtual machines at a very low level
+of abstraction.
+
+GOLEM code is easy and pleasantly simple to write.
+It's sheer simplicity makes it easily expandable.
+
+I fucking wanted to make it.
+
+## When?
+
+I don't know, I progress on GOLEM to procrastinate on important work so
+probably soon lol